7 DEADLY JEANS
I am a sinner, I am not pristine,
I have a lot of problems, tons of sins.
In chores and mundane work,
I am a sloth that just sits back.
For techy gadgets that I see,
I feel nothing but pure envy.
I hate loneliness, I despise silence,
That’s why I’m greedy for friends and resilience.
I love eating, just the thought makes me hungry,
For chocolates and burgers, nothing but gluttony.
To so many things I am allergic,
So I lust for the feel of not being asthmatic.
Cheaters, traffic, and slow moving lines,
Incurs my wrath to no surprise.
I have a lot of issues, problems that I cried,
But in the end when I reflect, it was just my stupid pride.